Derring-do!

If you were a t.v. you’d be 55 inches
because we all know size baby clinches.

If you were a cell phone you’d be a Samsung
but only because it rhymes with, well, hung.

If you were a bike – d’uh,  a Harley
and of course she’d be your inflatable Barbie.

But honestly? Honey were you a skidoo
imagine the derring-do you’d get up to!

Thank god you’re merely a mortal
and the best you can do is to make her chortle.

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