If you were a t.v. you’d be 55 inches
because we all know size baby clinches.
If you were a cell phone you’d be a Samsung
but only because it rhymes with, well, hung.
If you were a bike – d’uh, a Harley
and of course she’d be your inflatable Barbie.
But honestly? Honey were you a skidoo
imagine the derring-do you’d get up to!
Thank god you’re merely a mortal
and the best you can do is to make her chortle.