She’ll bust out laughing If I give her this lacy white bra – throw it in my face. It will land on my nose all agog, the fretwork revealing my old man lust.
She’ll think I’m a boob for lassoing her with a metal stay disguised as the propriety she denies as easily as she lies about her age.
She’ll know if I give her this lacy white bra, she’ll know I want to unclasp . . . . If I give her this lacy white bra my palms will snag on the tatting, sticking, unable to pull away without tearing.
She’ll titter and take off her plain white panties with the slippery bow – a loopy x on a map I can’t read.
If I give her this lacy white bra she’ll take my face and guide me to an ellipsis.
Writing Bites 
“She’ll think I’m a boob…she’ll titter…” You are too funny girl!
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Harry is irrepressible when it comes to women’s breasts.
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Now this is all very mysterious to me—that flimsy garment in the photo wouldn’t do much of a holding job, I think, especially if she were indeed to BUST out laughing as the gentleman was being a BOOB.
The other thing that puzzles me is that I thought an ellipse was a series of dots in punctuation….. and “ellipses” was the plural of ellipse. In math, an ellipse is a kind of squished circle….hmmm. I’m really out of it. But then, at this time of night I am well into my cups, and I haven’t worn a bra in decades, so I can’t be expected to keep abreast of these things.
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What would I do without you, Cynthia. I have corrected my spelling mistake. Fuck. What an eejit I am. I hope you enjoyed your cups last night. Harvey Wallbangers or Comfort on the rocks?
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You are no more an eejit than I, my dear, else we would both be rich and leisurely typing our thoughts at this very moment by a beach in a balmy clime….
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Oh silly me – I had taken the ellipses (in the context) to be a couple of tiny dots ..
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This is hilarious. I have to know this person.
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Luanne, allow me to introduce you to Cynthia Jobin, a marvelous poet with a rapier wit (and tongue). I think you’ll love her work. I sure do.
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Unless you mean Bruce? He’s also quite naughty. Have a look at his site. At the moment he’s preoccupied with death but then aren’t we all?
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I love this bra, so I better watch out.
(Not that I wear bras). Too much info?
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Well, since we’re sharing, were I to go w/out a bra ants would be squished.
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Hah! Now that I’m fat I finally have the breasts I used to want. So since I’m so old (you see the theme here: fat, old), these babies are free (unless I have to actually go somewhere).
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You made me laugh! Yes, I find with age I have expanded my cup size. Is that a positive or a negative? I say we accentuate the positive, Luanne.
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My positive is now accentuated enough. But I am worried about my belly.
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Hoo boy. Me too. However, I’m also sick of dieting and I’m trying to talk to my belly and convince her she’s beautiful when she’s bountiful.
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Bra-vo!
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FYI, Harry wrote this.
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I took it to be Harry ! It was very Harryesque!
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