This is how a marriage ends – hip pain,
knee pain, cracked rib, bulging disc,
raging Piriformis, TMJ, insane
ibuprofen promises, hernia dismissed.
This is how a marriage ends – numb foot,
Achilles strain, a crappy IT band
drones a dirge, trudges on, a broken brute.
Poor Quasimodo – now we understand.
This is how a marriage ends – bum to bum
in bed – because the hip hurts, the rib hurts.
Change sides, rearrange, take a pill – alack!
Fast twitch, slow twitch, sleep’s a bitch, rolling grunts –
sleep tight. NSAIDS or aspirin? Shriveled
liver, heart attack? Self-medicate?
Prescribe? Querulous damn bedeviled
ligaments, Gordian knots attenuate
we pray. Pound my Psoas – YES! right there!
Try to love in pain, prithee body, please repair.
I have a pair of bookends that are male and female be-hinds, as we say in the American South. Now I shall think of your poem whenever I glance at them.
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I’m speechless because I’m laughing!
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“Dang woman…spit out the pit. There’s plenty more sweetness.” It’s what Herb said to Peaches. At least, I think he did. Now, will you please pass the Bengay?
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What a happy sounding ointment Bengay is!
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Are these marriage’s bottom lines?
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More like fault lines I think.
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Pa-rapa pum..pum…..me and my bum!
In the old “I Love Lucy” shows, Ricky Ricardo and Lucy slept in twin beds, because of a social prudishness about the subject of marital sex….but I have read lately that more and more older couples are not only getting twin beds but in some cases separate bedrooms, because of snoring, chronic ailments, getting up several times a night, etc…They say it improves the relationship and the sex—which needn’t be tied to bedtime and sleep.
Your poem makes a case for it!
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I think bunk beds might be fun but then we’d argue about who gets the top. 😉 We have a camping mat under the bed which gets hauled out when things get really twitchy.
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What a bummer… and quite dark despite all the humor!
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Well, you know what they say – and you write about it all the time – “Life’s a bitch and then you die.” I think Marcus Aurelius said that except in Latin it sounds better.
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LOL!
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